A handsome onion indeed.

In my attempt to make an event funnier than it actually was//dies
I just needed someplace to rant it out, and possibly laugh at it too, and dA had unfortunately shown itself to me. This is a bit of nonsense, better not read.

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I think my virtual Innocence had just been wounded.

There's just this Diva who added me on Skype right when I was being stupid, accepting before I asked who she was because I thought she was a dA friend (you, yes you). Thought because she, apparently, was not. I was going on like "WHO ARE YOU" as a half-joke but then she said she searched me up on Skype and added me because she wanted someone to talk to.

I was just: Who the heck would add up someone named Onion?
because just, whut, no offense to myself but--onion?
point made.

But hey, I was drowning in my imaginary boredom (because I had so many things to do and was just pretending I had free time) so I called up on her offer. THEN, she wanted to use the cam and I don't use mine because I friggin' didn't know where the installer was. (that and she was being pretty weird) She even wanted me to sign up somewhere so that I can see her on cam and told me I didn't need to show my face and that it was safe and there's some age confirming thingy because she can't really show , err, -insert filter here- to minors

Dayum, that in itself could've been sexual harassment ye?

Not my first time encountering someone like that but eh, she was pushy.
I think I was even being considerate in telling her that I mean no, I wouldn't sign up to anything, that I'm fine without the cam and just please don't be so pushy.

I asked her "Why do you even want to be on cam so bad?" but she brushes me off and tells me that she was waiting, W.T.H.

When I say no, I'm not being shy--just, NO.
I told her no thrice but she still didn't get it so I blocked her //ming
but yes, I was wounded.


I just wanted to tell how Onions attract women without even lifting a finger.//handsome onion proves his point.

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